anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

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Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

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D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

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hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

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tl:dr

Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."

Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"

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liqachu

uber l33t graphic designer

Oh my god Billy, that poster by Liqachu fucking rocks.

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ADDERLEY

A jizz receptacle. Similar in size and shape to a wizards sleeve. Smells a bit like Grimsby when the boat comes in.

"pass the Adderley old chap! I do appear to be cumming again"

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