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A rat with pedophile-like qualities; even worse than a devil rat. A pedo rat is one who scavenges for underaged minors like rats scavenge for trash. Their goal is to make children uncomfortable.
When I was in high school, my pedo rat boss asked me out on a date.
Last night, a middle aged pedo rat asked for my number on the subway.
The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
A scarea is a location in which the area is or appears to be dangerous and or feral. Itâs generally a place you wouldnât want to go to alone at night due to the questionable inhabitants that live there.
Alabama is filled with so many feral hillbillys that I would go so far as to call it a scarea!
I accidentally went to a dive bar in a scarea and ended up getting drinks with a couple of public defenders!
When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
I felt the Jim Hutton Effect when my favorite singer started following me on Instagram!
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A doppeldumbäss is someone who fails to recognize others in public and thinks all of their friends have doppelgängers, when in reality, they look nothing alike
Lily is such a doppeldumbäss. She thinks John and I look alike when we donât even have the same hair color!
A doppeldumbäss is someone who claims that two different people look alike, when in reality, they look completely different. This person may also fail to recognize their friends in public or approach the wrong people sometimes.
Maybe if you werenât such a doppeldumbäss, youâd see that Lily and I look nothing alike.
Donât be a doppeldumbäss! I donât have a doppelgänger!
A rat with devil-like qualities; the worst kind of rat. A devil rat is one who lies to, cheats on, and betrays their friends, on top of acting completely crazy at all times.
My friendâs mom who cursed me out for no reason is a total devil rat.
My devil-rat ex-boyfriend gaslighted me our entire relationship.
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