Georgia Rose

A hypothetical girl who danced all night to the best song ever with, apparently, every single member of One Direction.

Liam: She said her name was Georgia Rose, and her daddy was a dentist.

Harry: She said I had a dirty mouth, but guess what she did next? She kissed me like she meant it.

Zayn: I asked her if I could take her home with me, you know what she said? "Never in your wildest dreams."

Niall: *Whistles* Man, that's rough.

Louis: You know, I know, she knows I'll remember her and you know, she knows she'll remember me, and—

Harry: Okay, Lou, we get it.

Niall and Liam (quietly): Woah-oh-oh...yeah-yeah-yeah...

Zayn: Oh, for fucks sake.

Faggot

A derogatory term for a homosexual person, usually a gay man but it can be used for lesbian women as well. It originated as a British slang term for cigarette, becoming a slur when gay men were rolled into carpets and burned alive like giant cigarettes. Case and point, it should not be used if you are not a gay guy or a lesbian woman. It's essentially the N-word but for gay people.

Person 1: Woah, check out that faggot over there.

Person 2: What the hell, man? That's not cool.

Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

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