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Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007

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spaghili

A food dish consisting of spaghetti and chili. Caution! Overindulgence of this product may result in sudden, excessive shartache!

Mmmmm, how about another serving of that spaghili, please! Oops, never mind, I think I'm about to shart!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007


phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007


Hillary Clinton

New York State's biggest almost-seven-year waste of money since the Rockefeller era in Albany put up so many castles in the slums;

a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.

"We're ba-a-a-a-a-c-c-c-k!" --- Bill and Hillary Clinton.

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 21, 2007

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pickaninny

A common, generally-accepted term used in former times to describe young black boys, who were so pictured and identified in some of the National Geographics magazines from the pre-Depression Era of the 1920's.

"A pickaninny and his daily collection of cotton from the fields of southern Alabama."

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 21, 2007

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restauraint

A so-called food establishment that isn't fit to eat in.

Wow, don't ever try to get a meal at that restauraint; there's rats and cockroaches all over the place!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 20, 2007