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Metric Hour

It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.

Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc

You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.

by jimmy crack cornballs December 2, 2010


=/'

This emoticon is used for when you think someone contracts herpes (the herp).

This is simply an addition to the "yeesh/yikes" emote with a MOUTH BLEMISH.

Dude A: I tongue-fucked Sarah last night.
Dude B: Sarah R_______?
Dude A: Yeah!
Dude B: She got herpes like 6 months ago from Tim
Dude A: She looked disease-free.
Dude B: =/'

by jimmy crack cornballs October 9, 2010

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