gaydar

when you can tell someones gay just by looking at them

My Catholic school tips my gaydar off the fucking scale, I just turn the damn thing off, i know everyone in that school is gay.

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switches

a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.

Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."

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h-bomb

To drop an epidemic of herpes.

Jimmy dropped a h-bomb on his school, now everyone has got mad itchy legs, probably shouldn't have fucked with him.

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