daq

n. syn dick

I shmekeled that girl with tha daq!

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barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

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time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

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gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

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diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

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in for hits

adj. describes someone who is about to get really fucking high.

Oh shit, did you see those fucking nugs? We are fucking in for hits now you silly bitch. I fucking hope your mom's got some goddamned muchies this time, doesn't that dumb whore know what's going on in here?

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chops

Technical ability on guitar.

Yngwie Malmsteen has chops I'll admit, too bad his style is so fucking gay.

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