ignoranus

a motherfucker thats so ignorant and naive that the only explanation is that they have a dick jammed up their anus all the time and thats why they cant function like a normal human.

a person that cannot be told they are wrong even if what they said has no substance to support their statement, so all their friends just agree with them inorder to avoid a ignoranus discussion.

pronounced: Igner-anus

Ignoranus: "you know weed kills people, right?"
normal dude: "mmmmmk"

Ignoranus: "gay marriage kills healthy families"
normal dude: "right, that makes total sense"

Igneoranus: "rape should be legal"
normal dude: "you know now that i think about it ur right....................you fuckin ignoranus"
Ignoranus: "I AM right you just dont have the mental capacity to comprehend my intellect"
normal dude: "clearly"

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math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

dickofied

when you show a female ur penis and it launches her into a catatonic state due to its size.
when ur dick is too big that it scares girls.

pronounced: dick-o-fied

"I showed that chick my dick and she started crying-talking bout' its too big, i cant"
"man u dickofied her"