Piss n Chips

n. Vinegar flavored potato chips.

Hey man, would you like some vinegar chips?

No way, I don't eat piss n chips.

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Golden Trumpet

When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.

Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."

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Acroholic

n. A person suffering from the need to make acronyms out of every phrase they write or say.

"Hey man, are you still dating Christina?"

"No. I had to break up with her because she actually said 'LOL' when I told her a joke."

"Damn, she's such an acroholic."

"WTF."

Getchya Ballsright

v. To clean up your act.

balls
balls out

Jimmy: "Man, I got arrested for public intoxication last weekend."

Desmond: "Jimmy, you better getchya ballsright."

balls
balls out

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