bomb track

Another term for cool that soccer players use on a regular basis because they think saying bomb track is actually bomb track.

Mama: So Bryan, how was your evening last night?
Bryan: Yo, um dude, so check it out, I took down a big Hebrew National last night, and that shit was bomb track.
Mama: I love you

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BOFC

Online tests trainees are supposed to do when they are bored, but is oxymoronic because the tests are even more boring.

Josh (thinking to himself): I'm going to get some of those BOFC's done today...oh fuck it, I'm going to chatroom

Bao (thinking to himself): I'm going to get some of those BOFC's done today...oh fuck it, I'm playing minesweeper

Kenny (thinking to himself): I'm going to get some of those BOFC's done today...oh wait I've already done them, I'm going to go back through and make sure I didn't miss anything, Ruth Ann is going to be so proud!

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