Claire

She’ll seem pretty nice but in reality is a complete bitch and a shitty friend. She’ll use you for what she needs and when she’s done. She’ll never talk to you again

Guy 1: why won’t she talk to me anymore man?
Guy 2: what did you expect? It’s a claire

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Jimp

To 'jizz in one's pants'.
Derived from the Lonely Island song 'Jizz In My Pants'.

Used when
a) you actually jimp
b) when you see a very attractive female (known as a jimper or jimpable)
c) when you eat the ends of a Kit-Kat Chunky