Dirty Portia

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating

Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.

Example 2

I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

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