wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again

Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam

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Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

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broshing

bro + bashing

-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.

-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad

-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them

-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!

"Dude you got a new hat!"

"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"

"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"

"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"

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beer dump

When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning

Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn

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heebe jeebes

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get

I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes

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mma

I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him

Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit

Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!

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Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

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