mma

I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him

Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit

Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!

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Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

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