Brad

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.

Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!

Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.

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