Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

ROCT

The Abbreviation of Range Of Cum Trajectory, meaning the distance a man can ejaculate.

Awhh!! Dude last week my ROCT was like 20 metres

Bullshit!!!

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