vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

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Idiot

People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true!

"That person said Hilary Duff sucks! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.

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Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

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parmp

a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals

hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp

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balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

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bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

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Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

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