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Get Gump

To leave with a quickness in a Forest Gump fashion

Man, this party is wack.......I think I'm about to get gump

by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 15, 2018


Teabag Whistler

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.

Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again

by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 22, 2017