Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

Sukcs

The wrong way to spell/type "sucks."

In An Essay: Yo, fighting sukcs.
Teacher: Um, you know that you slept "sucks" wrong, right?

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