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When receiving a blow job and the head of the penis gets stuck in the girls throat causing her to pass out leaving her vulnerable for anal rape
dude, your mom and i had a headlock last night
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Anybody of the Caucasian race who would rather stay home half naked and smoke all day than go get a job and get of of welfare, and when i say stay home, I mean sit on your ass all day and watch porn half the time not even bothering to get up when they go to the bathroom. You can imagine what their house looks like. Also 9/10 of the population of NASCAR watchers and adults who watch WWE and still believe that it is real.
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Car manufacturer that is so shitty that you can actually turn it into a Ford.
(Achieved by Gas Monkey Garage in Dallas, Texas. )
Bob: Dude, is that old truck you have a Dodge?
Jim: It used to be
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Fronts like a car, backs like truck. Fronts ready to drive, backs ready to fuck.
classic pimp-mobile. favored by Mexicans and creepy mother fuckers.
i have an el camino so i get jhony
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