Mudpatty

Where a chick sits on your forehead, spreads her cheeks and poops. After pooping she then smears it in.

Man, my dawg Kevin’s girl came over last night sticking her booty in his face and offered him a mudpatty.

Colorado snowball

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.

I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.