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Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
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A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!
You're in desperate need of a supposeitory dude!
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Baconlicious is bacon, bacon flavor, anything that bacon is added to anything of or pertaining to Bacon delicious bacon the salty meat, the gateway meat, the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, bacon makes everything better!
I had a plate of bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a cheeseburger, I added bacon and it was baconlicious; I had a scallop, I wrapped it in bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a turkey sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a grilled cheese sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a sandwich with lettuce and tomato I added bacon, it was baconlicious....
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The Googleverse is the universe of Google soon to be owned by Google.
Everywhere I look I see the Googleverse, there is the Google Earth, the Google Sky and beyond.
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The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes
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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday
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To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!
My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!
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A Mama Grisly is a frighteningly ignorant Repugnicant or tea bagger political candidate. Proud of their ignorance and superficially attractive to some until they open their mouths and proudly spout ignorance and hatred in a self assured self confident self rigtheous spew. They are feckless leaders lacking in the qualifications, experience, temperment, substantive knowledge or inclination to obtain it to actually hold elective office.
Mama grisly candidates such as Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell continue their attempts to bring America into a state of total idiocracy unabashed by losses at the polls.
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