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To be introplative is to be both introspective and contemplative.
My facebook friend Lisa was feeling very introplative.
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1. A Repugnicant is a Republican automoton, one who automatically repeats talking points from various Republican demoagogues
2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party
3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people
4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views
5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
Today I received a phone call from a Repugnicant who spouted hate and nonsense telling me to vote in the coming election and then learned that I didn't agree with them and started shouting and calling me names and then threatened me.
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Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
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A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.
When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
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noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!
Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
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A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
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