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Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

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by jmspaesq November 2, 2015

350๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 14, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baconpendent

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!

by jmspaesq November 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republicompromise

Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, a republicompromise means to agree with whatever the Republican overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.

A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party.

by jmspaesq November 3, 2010

221๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rush Lamebaugh

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat idiot!

by jmspaesq November 6, 2010

179๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Perversive

Perversive is pervasive perversion or pervasive pornography.

There is an unbelievable amount of perversive content on the internet

by jmspaesq November 11, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž