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fistbite

1. n. A step up from facepalm. When shit has really hit the fan, or fails or epic fails are piling up to the point beyond cussing and a facepalm. An example situation would be when your computer is lagging incredibly.

2. v. The act of biting one's fist on the grounds of the first definition of this term.

Man, that dude's about to snap. Did you see him fistbite?

by jmw87 October 20, 2010


sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.

Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!

by jmw87 October 18, 2010

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diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.

Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.

by jmw87 October 1, 2010