Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

-0-

another face with mouth open

what the heck is she doing -0-

Lairy

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

"What a lairy pad."

Irrecrompable

Utterly fantastic and irrepressible

There goes that cunt the irrecrompable Les Bell of oldjockradio.com fame!

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

the libertines

the band i love and that are now splitting up because they are so fucked up that they cant see what they are doing to each other.....and to me.

whatever happened to the likely lads