swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

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Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

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Irrecrompable

Utterly fantastic and irrepressible

There goes that cunt the irrecrompable Les Bell of oldjockradio.com fame!

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

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In built

In built i.e. running through the person like black pool rock.

Kev Mahon asking Sherrelle for a blow job - it's inbuilt in him.

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siggy

On chat forums/boards these are things that are usually found under the main messege. Usually they eaither provide a link to some place, list a current goal, or say a witty phrase. Usually seperated from the main messege with a series of ----.

1. I was scanning over the posts to my forum and I saw the funniest siggys in the world!

2. (There usually in this format)
-Long boring messege no one cares about-
---------------------------------
-siggy with something funny in it like, 'if abuse is illagal, was is there school?'

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ryo

a sexii japanese boi dat loves orange. he's the type that comes over to you with hot chocolate and a blanket when it's cold. sometimes just wants time to spend with you and like to listen. talented in every way, self taught piano, noes how to play the guitar and the trumpet. I love you!

"i'll do anything for you"

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