EDB

EDB - Episodic-Douche-Baggedness.

(aka: Episodic Douche Baggery)

-to suffer from episodes of doucheyness.

Patient presents with signs and symptoms of a douchebag, as well as the ability to annoy you at least once every 24 hours.

Studies have shown that EDB is a chronic, progressive, degenerative disorder. Creepiness, Pervertedness and Smart-ass-comments only increase in scope and severity as time passes.

No Known Cure.

Nursing Implications: Patients with confirmed cases of EDB are considered to be on palliative care; manage their symptoms until death. *hopefully sooner rather than later.

Bruce: I just don't know about that guy... Something about him really pisses me off?

Jobin: Yeah, I get what you mean. Its like, he has the qualities of a douchebag... but not to the point where I would classify him as a full-on douchebag?

Bruce: Exactly! He suffers from Episodic Douche Baggedness!

Jobin: Yes. The first case of EDB has been confirmed.

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