big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

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Slamp

To slump into a relaxed/dejected position quite forcefully.

"Hey Michael, why are you slamping?"
"They've confirmed Space Jam 2."

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