Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

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mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

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Great Lake Pyramid

animal crackers in my soup

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ROFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

Person 1: I Have crabs
Person 2:ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

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squale

When police arrive you run

When 5-0 come we gone squale!

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bizzle

Any word starting with a B. Usually bitch.

Look at the booty on that bizzle.

Damn! All them hot wings gave me some nasty heart-bizzle.

Nigga please! That shit on my dizzle ain't none a your bizzle.

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bizzle

a brotha, a monkey, and a gay ass friend

Fo bizzle my shizzle to the nizzle up my gizzle de fizzle

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