tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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dexhead

1) A frequent user of the drug DXM (dex), which comes in cough syrup. If ingested in high amounts, DXM can produce hallucinogens and euphoric feelings.

2) Used in reference to a person who is generally spaced out, or oblivious to his or her surroundings.

1) My friend is such a dexhead! He just bought two more bottles of nyquil, and he's tripping on the shit right now!

2) That kid on my bus was just staring out the window when Ashley was trying to talk to him. What a dexhead.

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nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

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pi

A multiplier with infinate decimal places, used to find the circumference of a circle. Its actually a ratio.

circumference=diameter x pi, meaning that all circles are exactly pi times further around than they are across

pi = 3.14159265... and a bunch more

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shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

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Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."

"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .

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