cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

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Steely Eye

Nickname for Steel Reserve 211, a strong malt liquor. Called that because of it's name, the shiny labels on it's cans and bottles, and it's powerful effects.

"Hey, they got Tall Boys of Steely Eye on sale again!"

10👍 9👎

milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

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gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

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es

being cool, mackin` cousins, repping hard over the interweb and basically cooling people you hate, geeks

"bro that shit was es ehh"

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bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

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irish coffee

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

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