Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

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Seifiroth

A Teenage boy who spends more time eating/siting on his behind and thinks hes god and cybers with Raynebird (also a man)

omg look at that no lifer he must be a seifiroth

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West Allis

1. City in southeastern Wisconsin named STALLIS for the Allis-Chalmers Company, the company that once dominated the landscape.
2. 10th largest city in Wisconsin, with a population of 63,712.
3. Home of the annual State Fair, a gathering of all the hicks from up north.
4. Suburb of Milwaukee, where porch monkeys are more common than the single-wide trailers they live in.
5. City where there are more single-wide trailers than houses with actual foundations.
6. City where the main attraction is "Highway".

i.e. "Let's go cruise Highway and show those punk asses with V-Tecs who's really boss."

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freaky styley

1. the name of a red hot chili peppers album, released in 1985 with hillel slovak on guitar, cliff martinez on drums, anthony kiedes singing, and flea on bass. (funk/punk/rock)

2. word the chili peppers used to describe something cool during that time period

yo that shits freaky styley

yo i just got freaky styley by rhcp and it kicks ass

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Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

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Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

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ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

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