Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else

Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford

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bugger

Is a person who practices ano-sex on dead animals.

When a male shoves his penis up a dead animals ass and pretends its another male or a female.

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cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

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Steely Eye

Nickname for Steel Reserve 211, a strong malt liquor. Called that because of it's name, the shiny labels on it's cans and bottles, and it's powerful effects.

"Hey, they got Tall Boys of Steely Eye on sale again!"

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milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

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gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

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es

being cool, mackin` cousins, repping hard over the interweb and basically cooling people you hate, geeks

"bro that shit was es ehh"

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