2fast 2Furious

This term should be called 2Slow 2Loud
cheap ass rice boy movie where a rice rocket gets a miracle from God, to beat a real race car.

Any one who likes 2fast 2Furious obviously has issues with real race cars

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leamers

Leamy

I have a pet leamer named leamy

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Clarenville

The Shithole of the universe.

Thank god I don't live in Clarenville, it smells like shit.

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triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

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Los Angeles

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."

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jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

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Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

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