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Angry Dragon

When a girl is going down on you, and just as you come you smack her on the back of the head so that it comes out of her nose like smoke.

by joe May 30, 2003

12πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


openfire

cardiff based female melodic grunge rock band.

dead flowers

by joe August 7, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


senior cup rugby

tournament or competition for guys playing rugby. leinster school boys have becoe obssessed with this tournament and winning it is the school year goal of the team and school. school spirit shines almighty bright alround this time of year. teams become obsessed with winning and devote their lives to it and not veryt much else.
this trend can be seen in junior cup rugby also. the guys on the team are the school ledgends for those few weeks and in girls schools it becomes an incentive to "score" the team captain...

girl1:omg, becky u scored john?? as in like totally rocks captain.
girl 2:yah i did. heard you got off with micheals captain.
girl1: yeah but apparently theyt dont have much chance of winning the S so i think im going to call it tonight.

boy 1: oh fuck we have that important match in 3 months.
boy 2: ok ok, i can solve this. no smoking drinking or sex until after the cup.. and we train everyday.
boy 3: what about that important exam at the end of the year that determines the rest of our leaves.
Boy 2: we can repeat...
whole team: YEAH. no sex or drugs. lets go train now!!

by joe December 9, 2004

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


porn music

the sounds of sex

unf unf unf

by joe April 19, 2004

33πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


fosho

For sure.

Person 1: I am a pimp.
Person 2: fosho

by joe November 6, 2003

279πŸ‘ 139πŸ‘Ž


junior cup rugby.

similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!

player 1- omg did u see the legs on her at the hockey match. id do her. ya comin behind the shed for a smoke.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.

by joe December 9, 2004

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


akido

A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.

Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.

by joe January 31, 2005

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž