Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

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dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

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Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

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mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

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Inkling

Inkling, comes from the idea of a half written letter. it means something like the beginning of an idea

I have an inkling as to why you suck.

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slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

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under the bridge

an awesome song by the red hot chili peppers from the "blood sugar sex magik" album.

dude, you can play under the bridge?

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