get out of here

Same approach with a minimum of probabilities

Two people are talking for a while with out knowing each other, and then they fund out they were born in the same town or they went to the same High School.
When they become aware say: Get out of here!

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Shvanz

A mans Penis

"wow look at her!"
"Yea my Shvanz is stating to get rigor mortis!"

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sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

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iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

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turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

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tush

rear-end, butt, behind

She had a nice tush.

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fucking

Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.

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