social succubus

A female, whether alone or not, who:
1) is constantly nattering and/or using social media until she falls asleep or passes out

2) generally sounds like she is using a 'script'

The nattering social succubus is sucking the life out of me.

conformatron

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault

The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.