stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

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stinkbomb

1. John Scabowzki
2. Smelly Polish Bastard
3. Are person at the slut who can't afford pitstick and wreaks of bo and immigant home cooking.

Stunkbomb presented the psp at work yes.

18👍 17👎

fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.

Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!

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propaganda

sound from liberals when their mouth moves

how can you tell when fat teddy k is lying? his lips are moving.

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rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

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Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

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Dirty Pablo

To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.

While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!

18👍 28👎