crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

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whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

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aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

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3rd base

When a BITCH youre dating anticipates what you are about to share with her, and she cuts you off with what she figures is a "best" of your story, usualy involving her asshole ex boyfriend or husband!!!

Man, that slut 3rd based me all night, and still didnt give me no action!!!

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Straggler

person who holds no specific employment and who tries to get by with odd jobs, sometimes referring to themself as a "contractor". Usually has no type of license whatsoever.

"Yeah, we hired some straggler to do our roof, looks like it too!!!"

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idi-ote-ing

idi-ote-ing, is the act of doing something idiotic,like kids or young people do when they act like a de-de-de.doing something stupid and inappropriate.

" Charlie,stop idi-ote-ing over there and bring me a beer!"

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refugee fries

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag

you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!