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used when referring to 2 of a set, as in cats, car keys, tits
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used to warn others of impending odor from gaseous emissions (in lieu of the more crass "I just farted")
a more polite way (than the common "did you fart?) to ask if the person next to you emitted gas
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a more 'street' version of the term 'love'.
you, to your sweetheart: course I lub you, ho. now get over here and speak into the purple microphone
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used by one cool man to another, in lieu of saying " that is outstanding, young man"
you: my ho gave me a woodie, but den wouldn't give me a blow job, so I pee-ed all over hor clean bathroom flo".
your cool friend: dayuiz !!! (could alternately substitute 'debra shaw' (see 'debra shaw' for definition)
A term used when asessing the potential body porportions of a woman. Similar to the paws of a young puppy, women with thick ankles will tend to grow into them. more directly stated, god gave wimen thick ankles when they needed support for dey mo ass.
you to a friend: hey mofo. check out my new woman. i picked her up in the bar at 130 am last night.
your cool friend: debra shaw that she dropped trow for ya last night, but does the ho pass the ankle test ?
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used when expressing an immediate need to vacate the area, due to a eye-tearing sage (see 'sage' for definition)
background: you and your buddies are enjoying a nice meal of refired beans, saucerkraut, and hot peppers, when suddenly....
" sage!! ooops - FIRE IN DA HOLE !!!!" he exclaimed while proceedingto the toilet to 'freshen up'
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Background: A term misheard by and older person, when listening to 2 young gentlemen discussing last night's double date (as an example)...
hence, it could be substituted for 'dat be shaaap' when in a a highly cultural event.
original example:
you: my ho just got hor tonsils out, but she still spoke into the purple microphone last night. what a trooper.
your cool friend: dat beee shaaap (spoken quickly)
your older hard-of-hearing friend: who is debra shaw?
example 2:
your friend, in a tux, at the kennedy center: man, check out that fat asss bitch over there trying to squeeze into dat tight dress. she split the back of it, the stupid cow !!
you, remaining cultured: debra shaw
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