Carl’s Jr.

Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.

If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.

This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.

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