Boobah

Television show created after the creators of the show were most definately tripping on acid and other illegal substances.

Writer #1: "Hey, that's some good shit, yo."

Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."

Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"

Writer #2: (Passes out.)

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Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

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Oliver Twist

An epic novel from Charles Dickens.

When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.

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foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.

Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.

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grrreat

1. Something the popular cereal children's character Tony the Tiger would say to describe his cereal, Frosted Flakes, and all of its spinoffs, (i.e. Turboz.)

2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

1. Tony: "Frosted Flakes, they're grrreat!"

2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.

Guy: Oh. Grrreat.

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Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

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Gloria Gaynor Remix

An excellent remix by DJ Joel pertaining to staying strong after a tough break-up.

Lyrics from the Gloria Gaynor Remix : "Bitch! You ruined my life, so I killed yo mama!"

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