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An excellent remix by DJ Joel pertaining to staying strong after a tough break-up.
Lyrics from the Gloria Gaynor Remix : "Bitch! You ruined my life, so I killed yo mama!"
What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.
Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.
Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."
A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.
"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"
An extremely fucked up band out of Montreal.
"Goodness me, what is that fucked up song playing on the radio?"
"A bunch of crackheads who go by the name of "Arcade Fire." They're weird."
A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"
A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.
What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.
"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."