Pound Town

A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.

When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

Miller Lite

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

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McGrumble

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.

For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

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Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.

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Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

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