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Titrexpert

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

by joemammy January 16, 2009

33πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

by joemammy March 1, 2007

146πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by joemammy January 18, 2015


Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019


What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

by joemammy September 3, 2016

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy March 3, 2007

33πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Comeuppance

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

by joemammy July 13, 2019

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž