A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.
Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.
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one bag just isn't going to cut it...
Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
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A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.
Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.
A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.
Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.
What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.
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A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.
Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.
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When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
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