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Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump Powers

Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.

Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!

by joemammy September 3, 2016

33πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Porcelain Pwn'n

Act of blowing up your toilet. Probably after eating spicy ass Thai food.

I need more toilet paper for all this porcelain pwn'n!

by joemammy September 3, 2016


It be like that

Easy conversation filler that means anything and everything all at once.

I was too lazy to read the text message so I just responded with 'it be like that sometimes'.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Nerding

The act of playing video games for hours and hours. Probably while eating cheetohs and hot pockets.

*Me in the group text* Yo dudes, anyone nerding tonight? I picked up a bag of cheetohs and there's a fresh box of hot pockets in the freezer. Let's do this!

by joemammy September 3, 2016

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016


Karma Sutra

To get what you give sexually.

Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*

by joemammy September 3, 2016

34πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž