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When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.
Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.
I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.
When you have been continuously farting and your boxers absorb the filth. When you go to take a shit and drop your pants the stink is released into your face.
I had too much Mexican food last night and gave myself a boxer biscuit.it was nasty.
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Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.
Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.
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