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When you fancy a rimming for breakfast!
Hey baby, can I have some of those beaut anus flakes of yours!
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A great band, with Maz on bass,lizzie on guitar, Iona vocals & staz on drums!
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forget thongs and g-strings those are slutty and ugly now say hello to BOYSHORTS!!! girl could be 250 pounds and if she has some boyshorts on i would hit it... flat out they that damn fine!
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A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.
A man that is also an asshole.
"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."
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If you say that the Yankees suck, b/c of the fact that tehy can by almost whomever they want, then your retarded. Hey Boston you are a good team, just nowhere near as good as the Yankees. If you 26 more world series before the Yankees win one, then I will say that you are better, untill then stop chanting Yankees suck, its just annoying and has no fact behind it. look at statistics. don't just go on one season and one series, yes u came back from a 0-3 deficit, but what put u behind in the 1st place?
Boston Fan: ohhhhhhh we won the series we came back from a losing by 3games that must mean the yankees suck.
Yankee fan: well if u win 26 more before we win another one then u can say we suck, until then shut the F up!!!
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the lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas (aka jules) also writes all of the strokes music and lyrics. some of his musical inspiration comes from the cure, the doors, and especially the velvet underground. he is half spanish, half danish, his middle name is fernando, and he hates pringles. he often kisses his bandmates, and air (dry) humps the strokes drummer, fabrizio moretti. he has a drinking problem, and is very very beautiful, and often stoned. very witty, intelligent, and funny. he is my soulmate.
julian casablancas is the hottest guy in the entire world.
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lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas also writes all of the lyrics and music for the band. hes always drunk, and his voice is very raspy and beautiful...i love jules...he is my soulmate
julian casablancas is perfect in every which way
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