Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'

Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.

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WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

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won

Common of people who type fast, like "teh" and "taht"

Won: owned.

OFMG i MA TEH REET HAKCL I WON YOU1!!!1

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Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

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Rammstein

Rammstein is the new orange.

These new Rammstein shirts are SO much cooler than our stupid old orange shirts.

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Klinefelter

a man who has a small penis and big man boobs

yo nigga dat dude justin brands is such a klinefelter

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the city

MANHATTAN!!!!!!!

Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.

Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.

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