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BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by joey February 16, 2005

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optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by joey March 2, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)

Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.

by joey March 24, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


lief

Someone who's mother is illiterate. As much an insult as calling someone's mother a bitch.

"You fucking Lief!!"

by joey March 27, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!

After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.

by joey November 25, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


dank butter

butter made with the oil from stems and seeds of cannibus ,green in color, used to make cookies and brownies and rice crispie treats

Damn, that dank butter fucked my shit up last night.

by joey April 18, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž