Bees around the honey pot

The small crusty particles of shit that cling to the hair surrounding ones shit hole in hot temperatures

God mate it’s so hot! If this heat continues there’ll definitely be some bees around the honey pot before noon

4👍 3👎

shitoris

shitoris

she slipped a finger in and tickled my shitoris

4👍 2👎

Shitoris

The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern

“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris”

swarf around the drill hole

The flakey and sometimes crusty pellets of turd that accumulate around ones dunger

“Man,that new loo paper is terrible! barely did the job,I’m bound to be left with swarf around the drill hole after wiping with that stuff...”